you look crazy when....

I will try and make all of my news complete the opening sentence. because most of it does. some might be a stretch.

(selves): you break your juice pitcher and now have to mix up crystal light in a mixing bowl.

your work vneck tan is rockin.

you fight the windshield wipers as the rain slows down and speeds up the whole way home.

you try to draw an elephant getting its groove on while playing the nelson game with college group.

you talk to no one on the other end of the phone while the epass lady doesn't tell you she is still there and trying to find your information

you don't realize that while on the phone you zoned out enough to do all the dishes and laundry

you pay $21 for movie tickets to see harry potter. that's right college station, enjoy your $4 movies because when you grow up and move away, they are now $10.50. good thing we won a free pair of tickets this week.

you talk to your dog on speaker phone on the way home from work. what a loyal puppy. he always greets us at the door when we get home!

(roscoe) you check to make sure we're ok when we're in the bathroom.

you lick the floor and nobody can figure out why until we realize that juice got spilled there last night.

(park guests): you chug 2 bowls of dippin dots at aquatica.

you ask how big polar bear poop is.

you wear high heels to seaworld and/or a water park.

you talk loudly and openly about an STD given to you by a fellow coworker in the employee bathroom.

your (already revealing) speedo is worn down from being sat on and your crack/cheeks are clearly visible to the entire world.

you are afraid to go underwater and are at a water park.

you yell "DANG THAT'S A BIG LIZARD"

you ask park employees if they can give you money.

you wave at the lizard, ask if it's real, and then ask why isn't it waving back.

you don't have a bellybutton.

you sniff the sea turtle shell.

you complain that you paid for valet parking so that you wouldn't have to "walk this far to get to your car" when you have been in a theme park all day long walking around. do you want me to drive your car to shamu stadium to pick you up?

I'm glad that we're all crazy. because if you can't beat 'em join 'em.