life and work events:
-sooo summer camp! pretty much consumed my life. by the weekends we were exhausted, and chilled at home.
-we did attend one very fantastic olympic opening cermonies party. enjoy photos and video on facebook
-4th of july was fun! we went out to a cute downtown place with friends, I even BOUGHT something at a booth! organic and recycled materials jewelry!
-vacation with my family was FANTASTIC. we went to destin for a week. it was soooo fun. we spent time at the beach, ate lots of really really good food, went snorkeling and shelling, went to the air museum and saw the blue angels fly, went to a marine park, and all kinds of shopping and fun stuff!
-killer whale underwater viewing opened over the summer...for the first time since I have worked at seaworld. so. cool.
-rhett is really busy now with the rush
-I got to go home for a few days, which was really fun. then I got stuck in miami overnight (not so fun, sketch). but I got to fly first class on the new planes.....AMAZINGGGGG
-the turtle trek team got to go to busch gardens on the clock. and feed giraffes. also awesome.
funny rhett quotes (mostly in his sleep):
-"is your owl on the market?"
-"that sucks kiwis"
-after many exacerbated noises in the kitchen I ask "what's the matter?" no response. "what's wrong?" no response. then rhett finally replies "I was pretending to lift weights."
-after getting iphones and spending hours on them the first day, "I don't need food. I don't need anything but an iphone anymore. I bet there's an app for food."
-he explained very in-depth to roscoe how to use the sink so he could fill his own water bowl from now on
-he thinks cinnamon toast is cinnamon on toast. every time. and wonders why it is so gross. every time.
-after explaining to me numerous times about a game he played as a kid (called 24, where you look at 3 or 4 numbers and +,-,x or / to get to 24) he wants to purchase said game. I say, we are not going to buy a game I can make with index cards, or by saying numbers. rhett says: "well we are not going to buy milk because you have boobs."
funny guest and camper quotes:
-me: that turtle is about 290 pounds. mom to child: "that's as big as your aunt dora"
-camper: I went to golden corral for breakfast once and I saw santa in his pajamas. but don't go there for breakfast because their pizza has eggs on it.
-if you were lost would you rather eat a hamburger you found in your pocket, or your own socks?
-after camper completes a craft inside out, I ask: "do you want to take it and color the outside so it will show?" camper: "no it will be invisible art. and decorated on the inside." me: "it will be beautiful on the inside, just like you!" camper: "did you take an xray of me?"
-"seaworld camp tastes like heaven."
-the infamous facebook status one: camper donning poncho: "how do I look?" me: "you look very handsome." camper: "how do I smell?" me: *sniffs* "well you smell like a camper, sunscreen, happiness, outside, and excitement!" camper: "oh well I should smell like a fart, because I just farted."
-after asking for a list of animals that all have big ears, I ask: "so what do all these animals have in common?" camper: "well they all have big ears." touche.
-me: "do you have an pets at home? camper: "I have a pet dead mouse on the front porch."
funny pictures and videos of course:
-about some dolphins we have in the park
-walrus love
-bear love
-dog love
-olympic love
-terrible terribly sad news. but sometimes disaster is necessary for a rude awakening.
-one of my favorite websites in awhile
-God is so creative.
-hilarious
-and more of course, I think maybe this is just a list of things I don't want to forget about.
you know you work at seaworld camp when:
-a kid asks if polar bears can get fleas, and you are impressed.
-you eat shamu bars every friday
-your favorite lunch days are hamburger and hot dog day. *shivers*
-a penguin is in the van that drives you into work.
-you can handle 2 pants peers and a repeat vomiter
-you have a dream that you are jack hanna's personal assistant
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