thank you to Miss Blundell, who so kindly requested a post. I am terrible at blogging apparently! Who knew that in 5 months I would have only 7 posts. what terrible stats. I think I forget to write...and then when I think about writing, I don't know what to say.
I've never been a very good storyteller. luckily, I have become the wife of a fabulous storyteller. all the same, as I took on the mission of blogging, you readers are to suffer through the facts of our lives, instead of the stories. maybe it just takes practice.
story number 1: the fussy neighbor.
so while I was walking Roscoe last week, he elected to lift his leg on a small palm tree in someone's front yard. she apparently was on her way out, and pulled her car over on the side of the road to tell me that my dog could only relieve himself on the west side of the subdivision...where live turtles, snakes, most-certainly (though I've never seen them) alligators, and roscoe's personal favorite: squirrels. yeah right. I will continue to let roscoe relieve himself in any place of his choosing. who knew people were so touchy? that's probably the most water that tree has seen in weeks.
the kicker: she has a dog. where do you think he pees? hopefully on an alligator.d
story number 2: also about roscoe.
he hast learned that if I am typing, he can get my attention by laying his head on my keyboard. if that fails, the squeaky toy comes out. how can he be so smart, and still so very dumb?
story number 3: to be a princess
don't even bother. after lining up for what felt like...well, a criminal lineup, we were then told who looked like a princess. the end. I can't be any more specific than that, per the request of the auditioners.
story number 4: the elusive shuttle launch
when the heck is that spaceship gonna get up in space?
story number 5: the lockin
We are beyond excited for tonights adventure, and simultaneously dreading my first allnighter since 2005. we're too old for this!
story number 6: the jobs
I am still trying and still waiting. the completed application count is now at 10..with 2 denials. there are about 6 more that I am working to finish by next week. excitingly enough, the frontrunners are also ones I am most excited about.
story number 7: garbage television
don't get me started on how many hours I have watched. netflix must be regretting this free trial business.
story number 8: thank you IRS?
though Mrs. Grimes initial "there's a check, and there's a letter" sounded terrifying, it actually turned out to be a blessing. apparently turbotax miscalculated, and we got back WAY more than we expected! who would have thought the IRS would catch an under-mistake and send us more money!
story number 9: small group
OMG it's fabulous! we love our small group. it officially started this week...and we have already gotten to hang out again! and again tonight at the lock-in! *excited*
story number 10: dog hair
shedding in summer far exceeds shedding in winter. I have vacuumed up enough dog hair to cover another small hairless dog. ew.
story number 11: science museum
what a fun way to celebrate earth day! I have put in application to take care of all their animals!
final story: the cupcakes
poor orlando, you have no idea what a supreme cupcake tastes like. I'm sorry that your cupcake shop is only good.
until next time!
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